First off, to avoid confusion I’m talking about the candy malted milk balls. Not burgers. So anyway, if you’ve had probably 2-3 boxes of whoppers in your life, you’ll realize that some of the whoppers in a box (3 or less usually), are bad/disgusting/icky. SOoooo I had 2 bad whoppers in this last box I had, and after the first one I set off on a way to avoid eating the bad ones. Now really, it’s quite easy to tell which whoppers you shouldn’t eat!
Here’s a picture of a bad whopper:
Not pleasant! So, what are the signs?
- A not-so-round shape. Loppy, bulgy, whatever.
- It looks like a squirrel attacked it. It’s got little scratch-like marks all over it
- Cut it in half and what do you see? Looks like the inside of some alien egg.
August 1st, 2010 at 7:51 pm
ALIEN WHOPPER EGGS are the best!